D-Posse: The Ramblings of a Bald Man

Confessions of a Simple Canadian Boy Part 2

Sperm on the Move

It’s my last year of  high school and I am a goaltender with the Belleville Bulls and the Trenton Bobcats.  I had my right knee operated on, and as I said previously my girl friend at the time was sleeping with another guy….and not being honest about it. Needless to say, that was going no where very very fast.

So, I am moving into my new billets place but I accidently walk in to the wrong apartment, and it turns out….that would be one of the biggest and longest mistakes of my life.  I walked in to JC’s apartment (no not Jesus Christ) later I found out she thought she was related to the family some how.  So….one friday evening after settling into my new surroundings, I was turning 19 years of age, and having lived on my own for a few years already….I am still very tender to the ways of the world, I mean after all…I was only turning 19.  I am very insecure especially since I am still rebounding from my then 2 year relationship which had ended very badly.  So, its Friday evening, I am working at the Belleville Bulls Summer Hockey Camp as a goalie coach, JC ends up coming over to my new apartment, and we have a pretty happy party.  Now I am still under age, and really I had never drank before.  I think this is where I got the liking for Rye, Crown Royal to be exact.

So I am pretty drunk, JC is mixing the drinks..making mine strong and hers weak…and one thing leads to another and we are kissing touching caressing on the couch, floor her apartment, and finally into her bed.  I am rather taken with the attention I am receiving, I mean after all this woman is 10 years my senior and a Catholic School teacher to boot.  I mean wow!!  Here we are in bed…and I can not seal the deal.  No not boozers droop, but the fact she is terrified of getting pregnant.  I respect that fear…not to worry I say, I have a condom, and no, that is not good enough, it could break.  Ok that is fair.  What, I can put it inside of you…but not move it around!  What?  Well if it were to break…I could get pregnant.  Mmm well ok.  How about move it slowly?  Nope…just put it inside.  Ah ok!

So, as the evening ends with an incredible case of blue balls, I find myself wondering what the heck!!  We do not see one another for a couple of days, and the next time I see her, she tells me she is going on the pill…just in case.  I say in case what?  I get told that I may be able to put it inside her again…but not really move it around…you know, in case the condom breaks.  After all she wants to save it for the wedding night.  Ah Ah…ok I say.  So once again why going on the pill?  She explains to me that just in case she gives me a hand job and I cum on her…she is worried they may crawl inside her, and get her pregnant.

So, there is more to this story, this is really only the first month or so of what would turn into a marriage that ends in disaster, one that till this day I am still paying for.  But I want you to sit back and close your eyes…and think.  Ready….she is a school teacher!  She teaches your children…and she thinks sperm might crawl inside her and get her pregnant….she was 28 years of age when we met….she feed booze to a minor…and she is hopefully not teaching Sex Ed to anyone!!

So this is Part 2 to my ramblings and confessions.  Remember the truth shall set you free….and I am hoping to receive some freedom, so I can carry on my life, with a lovely amazing crazy beautiful woman!!

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